Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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