Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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