I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it was like having sex with a tree stump
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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