I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She announced her abortion via fbk
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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