Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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