the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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