like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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