hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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