forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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