When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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