SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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