Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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what are you doing with your life
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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