The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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