I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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