brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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