how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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