had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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