: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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