Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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