i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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