am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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