Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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