I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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