Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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