i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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