Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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