I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
soo... how was my night?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
