At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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