It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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