she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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