Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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