is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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