If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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