Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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