Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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