Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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