just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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