At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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