If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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