White coat. Heels.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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