are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Im part way to drunk.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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