Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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