i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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