put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
