we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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