addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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