I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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