Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
