I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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