So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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