Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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